Below is the second part of Men will be Men Jokes, Funny conversations, If you have missed reading then Men will be Men Part 1 Jokes you can leer(read in spanish) it here.

Men will be Men – Part 2

Men will be Men while shopping

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.
The husband wandered off as she was standing in the line, saying something about being back in a little bit. After getting through the line, the husband wasn’t back yet and since they still had more shopping to do, the wife called him on the mobile.
The wife said, “where are you?”

He said: “You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I couldn’t afford it at that time, and I said that one day I would get it for you.”
Tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up. “Yes, I do remember that shop.”, she replied.
“I am in the bar next to that.”

Men will be Men!!

Never argue with Men –
A bull is “servicing” the cows.
Lady asks manager, “How many times can this bull have s3x?”
Manager replies, 5 to 6 times in a day. Lady looks at husband, “You see?”

Husband asks manager, “Is it the same cow every time?”
No sir it’s a different cow every time.
Man looks back to wife – “You see?”

During Conference Calls in Office

Caller 1: Hi, this is Vijay from Windows Team.

*Silence* All

waiting others to Join*

Caller 2:

Hi, this is Ajay from Backup & Storage Team.

*Silence* All waiting others to Join*

Caller 3:

Hi,its Vicky from Unix Team

*Silence* All waiting others to Join*

Caller 4:

Hello, Kuldeep from Management.

*Silence* All waiting others to Join*

Caller 5:

Hi, this is Neha from Application Team.

All:

Hi Neha!

Hello Neha!!

Hi Neha thanks for joining!!!

If a man is allowed to

select a girl from 90 girls
.
.

.
and
Even if he analyse a lot and the most beautiful is picked,

There’s still the pain of losing

the remaining EIGHTY NINE… !

How many of you will accept this when you are put into this situation.

Men will be men…

Man with a missed call

Guy 1: Hi

Guy 2: Who is this?

Guy 1: You were the one who sent me a message first. What’s your name?

Guy 2: Bye! Wrong number!

Guy 1: But tell me your name first!

Guy 2: I’m a guy! Go to sleep!

Guy 1: Oh all right! (Thumbs up!)

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